Friday, June 12, 2009

Steel Bridge Songfest

Wednesday I departed from the house around 2pm, headed for Sturgeon Bay. What was going on there, you ask? None other than the Steel Bridge Songfest.


I planned on stopping in Green Bay to see the parents for a bit, however, neither of them had their cell phones on their persons so they had no way of knowing I was making a quick stop over. I pulled into their driveway, and walked into the back entrance of the garage. My dad's face peeks through the window of the door to the garage, and he says "What are you up to?" Turns out his cell phone was left at work while he was on the road all day, and he had just gotten home. I quickly changed, got made up, kissed Daddy goodbye, and left for the last leg of the drive. Sturgeon Bay is a little over three hours from Madison, 45 minutes from Green Bay. And if you know anything about me and my personality... I hate driving. I can't sit still enough to drive to Middleton as it is, and here I was, driving over three hours on my lonesome. Oddly enough, this last 45 minutes was the most difficult for me, especially as I ran out of gas and drove confusedly through "Little Sturgeon", but not Sturgeon Bay. Divine intervention kicked in and I found a gas station and was told I was a mere seven miles from my destination. I seriously could have hugged the man who gave me directions because I was so happy, but opted against it.


I was given directions to the motel at which many of the musicians were staying. There were two: Beach Harbor, and the Holiday Motel. I got to the Holiday Motel just in time for the chicken booyah dinner. This time also served as a listening party for all the songs that had been recorded that week, thus far. After dinner, we went out pretty hard, and spent the night at a friend's who lives above Cherry Lanes, which is a bar/bowling alley/music venue.



The next day I woke up feeling pretty hazy, and we bummed around much of the afternoon. While everyone was recording and writing, I had the good fortune of taking a pontoon ride. Please bear with me in the audio for the following videos. I was incredibly high for a couple days straight.





After the boat ride, I went back to the hotel room to find Dudley! Apryl! And Chris! What to do? Go on another boat ride.




Afterwards, I stopped by the bar behind the motel and got a chicken salad sandwich. The bartender made it himself. And believe me, he did not skimp on the mayo. Between the sandwich and the side of the potato salad he so generously gave me, I easily could have eaten a few cups of mayonaise out of a jar with a spoon and been the same off. Not complaining, though. I retired to the motel room and slept until 11pm or so. Teddy and I decided to go back to the motel bar and try out the Thursday Night Special: $3 Sloppy Joes. I spent a good deal of time on this trip eating. Once again, not complaining. After this, we were off to Cherry Lanes, where the Blueheels would play an extremely brief, yet fun set.

Chris delightfully surprised everyone when he took his clothes off halfway through the set to reveal a Spiderman costume. I'll find a picture of that soon. The band who played before the Blueheels, Ode, was very nice and kindly offered Grolsch upon return to the motel, which we enjoyed under the stars at some picnic tables. Chris came running and told us that he had found a fire pit. "It's covered by a picnic table, as if to discourage us from using it, but there's firewood in it, as if to encourage us... it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission." So the boys all built a fire with cardboard beer bottle boxes and said firewood. The gentlemen of Ode were fun company. Two of them were from Bosnia and as one played the accordion, the other sang. It was unreal. I didn't drink much because I wanted to be in good shape for the drive back, but I'll tell ya, I was still as high as a kite. Here's some of the hijinx...



The next day was a bittersweet one. Sturgeon Bay is absolutely gorgeous. I felt like I had been given a little escape from Madison, and I certainly did not want to return. The drive back felt quick, and I had enough time that I could nap a bit before work. I'm tellin' ya, I plan on going to Door County as much as I possibly can this summer.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Jenny Lewis

After several Svedka Citron and Fanta Orange sodas, High Life and Captain Morgan, I got over to the Barrymore Theatre to see the performance of the beautiful and talented Jenny Lewis. Our crew, consisting of Tyler, Fudd, Tex, Jess (among many others whom I'm too tired to list, but this does not discount their importance) walked to the Barrymore. At first thought, I was hesitant, but the jaunt was probably better for me considering the amount of alcohol previously consumed. The show itself was terrific, and the decision to drink wine afterward was awful. Tex bought a Jenny Lewis t-shirt and it fit insignificantly, so let me try it on, and I won the award of keeping it. I call this a serendipitous event for him, because let me tell you, kids, you can fall in love with a guy who loves Jenny Lewis... but you can't fall in love with a guy who wears a Jenny Lewis t-shirt.

In other news, Stephie isn't quite the spring chicken she used to be. 26 is not an old age by any means, but the hangovers get worse, the boobies start droopin', and heartburn is prevalent. Two out of three things were very apparent this morning when I woke up.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

So hey kids!

Stephie is doing her best to make her foray into the world of voice acting work. I know, I know, you're jealous.

We've got an A-class script-writing team to help jump-start the whole process... honestly, some of Madison's most eclectic, weird people to ever exist on this planet. The whole plan is to get together to brainstorm, smoke pot, eat pizza, and rock your face off.

I have a moral debilitation in terms of doing impersonations of my mother. She's got an interesting-as-hell accent, but the woman is the most intelligent person I know. Seriously. So I've got a beef with downplaying her talents. However, it was brought to my attention that while Margaret Cho basically made her living doing this kind of thing (and I stilll have a moral obligation against it) she had permission from her mother. I'd like to think (note: I'd LOVE to think) that it lets her know that I respect her in the highest level, and that's why I do these impersonations. This woman is absolutely magical. If you've never had the pleasure of meeting Michong Powers, then please do.

You'll fall in love.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Totally Awkward Websites - June 2009

Your source for Handpainted Clogs.
http://theswanx.com/index.aspx

Getting to Know Your Bunions.
http://www.the-bunion-experiment.com/what-are-bunions.html

Because you have a choice about being anti-choice.
http://www.prolifechecks.com/index.aspx

Wha Wha Whee Wha

I made the best cd mix ever. Or at least, this week. Honestly, I'm straight-up proud of myself. Not only is the music phenomenal... the order and cohesion make perfect sense. This is the equivalent in quality to Boner Jamz 2006. The following is said playlist and associated emotions to its composition.

1. Day Off Work -Deleted Scenes This song makes me want to get married and break shit.
2. Where We Meet -The Apples in Stereo This song makes me want to be an angsty teen again.
3. Parade -Delta Spirit This song makes me want to casually drink a PBR in my apartment.
4. Welfare Bread -King Khan and the Shrines This song makes me want to be a loser in the 70's.
5. Salute Your Solution -The Raconteurs This song makes me want to take my shirt off, flash old people and pump my fist in the air.
6. Saint John -Cold War Kids This song makes me want to put a smug-ass look on my face and not take it off for a while. That, or pick a fight.
7. You Were Right -Built To Spill This song makes me want to go check out some vinyl.
8. Fake IDs -Deleted Scenes This song makes me want to sneak into a bar. Like Wando's, where my fake ID was taken.
9. F--ked Up Kid -Broken Social Scene presents Kevin Drew This song makes me want to feel sad, but not depressed.
10. While You Wait For The Others -Grizzly Bear This song makes me want to smoke cigarettes and feel cooler than everybody.
11. Long Haired Child -Devendra Banhart This song makes me want to take ecstasy, grow my hair long and toss it around in random people's faces.
12. Boy With A Coin -Iron & Wine This song makes me want to stomp around and paint my body.
13. Re: Stacks -Bon Iver This song makes me want it to rain.
14. Sixteen, Maybe Less -Iron & Wine with Calexico This song makes me want to do over every relationship I've ever had.
15. No One's Gonna Love You -Band of Horses This song makes me want to be lovesick.
16. Let's Dance -M. Ward This song is slow, quiet sex.
17. Buildings & Mountains -Republic Tigers This song makes me want to go to the airport and impulsively buy a plane ticket to a lottery-picked city.
18. Time To Pretend - MGMT This song makes me want to coat my body in sugar and sprinkles.
19. Heavy Metal Drummer -Wilco This song makes me want to run around in the sunshine, stoned out of my mind, making out with someone with an aerial panoramic camera capturing every moment.

In other news, Stephie has discovered the medicinal properties of pot. It's no secret that stoned people are irritating to her and she rarely touches the stuff. However, on the verge of one of these all-too-frequent panic attacks, she inhaled a hit of weed and, within minutes, felt better. Officially a believer. Seriously, make this stuff legal and tax the hell out of it. Solemn promise given that it'll only be smoked when alone in the bedroom listening to Wilco.

Later, kids. I'm going to go write some music.

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