My recent Craigslist post.

Need musicians for a Heart cover band. (Madison, WI)

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Date: 2009-08-10, 7:27AM CDT
Reply to: comm-75fv3-1315165429@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I want to start a Heart cover band. I'd sing and preferably take the role as the not-fat Wilson sister.

Contact me and we'll rock the shit out of Madison.


Location: Madison, WI
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PostingID: 1315165429

I hate you, GLAD

Dear GLAD brand Force-Flex garbage bags. You are an asshole. Play another commercial of yours with an adorable child dragging a full garbage bag and it NOT breaking, go ahead. Lemme see it. I also love the one where there are two piano movers who fit the contents of a grand piano in two bags. FUCK YOU, dude!

I was given the amazing opportunity to pick up the contents of a garbage bag that literally BLEW UP. It wasn't even that full, and I wasn't dragging it.

Thanks.

Pet Peeve #834

When people spell names all sorts of fucked up.

It's spelled S T E P H A N I E, not S T E F A N I E.

Honestly, you're just making your kid look cheap. And don't even get me started on that K R Y S T L E bullshit. You may as well start gelling their hair in utero.