Funny haha

I once went seventeen years without having sex.


Get it?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

I'm a star!

Wednesday night I was given the opportunity to sing a couple songs with Danny Paris and the 'Shiners and the Crystal Corner Bar. Actually, I was given the opportunity to sing one song, then whined drunkenly until they let me sing another.

Anyway, fact of the matter is, if you were there, you saw Stephie Hana Powers and all her colors, for all the world to see. Hell yes, I drank whiskey that night and kissed people I didn't know. No, I didn't sing well. And no, I'm not embarrassed. Will I be asked back? Hmmm, probably not. But I don't regret a thing.

This is the stuff memories are made of.

Annie and I have been talking online about lingerie...

Annie: It's always the same whether it's hot, french cut lacy things, or sensible white cotton. That's why I just try to be creative with my pubes.
Right now I'm sporting what I call, "The Hitler"
Very cute.

Me: i'm sporting "The Mad Men" very five o'clock shadow-y
more aptly titled "The Don Draper"

Annie: Ooh. Don't turn it into "the lumberjack" there's a thin line, a thin line.

Me: werd.

I've lost 17 pounds total.

95% of it is from my boobs.


Story of my life.

Cuckoo

Mania is a pretty fun thing. I honestly don't mind it. It doesn't bother me when I wake up at 4am and draw, it's not too worrisome when I cook in the middle of the night.

What does bother me, though is when I have epiphanies and can't remember them. I called Vanessa not too long ago with a sincere revelation that I needed to express. A week later we talked and I was embarrassed to say, I couldn't remember it.

Man, if I'm going to be crazy, I'd like to remember it, at least.